April 2012
195 posts
reynolds-park:
can we just get this straight? if you message me on tumblr you are not annoying me i am a lonely person and any form of human contact is a god send
Serafis: Dolphins are Boss →
earsandtail:
Dolphins are capable of manipulating their vaginal muscles in order to prodivde maximum pleasure. Women cannot.
Dolphins secrete a substance that allows you to endlessly ejaculate as long as your dick remains in her vagina. Women cannot.
Dolphins cannot cheat on you as they do not form lasting,…
*Snorts uncontrollably*
officialbxtch:
what if god was one of us
had a blog like one of us
sent anons like one of us